If you have a 4 or 5 year old in your life, you know they love telling jokes that they make up themselves. These are not funny, at all. Yet Claire cracks herself up over and over again. I decided to write down a few of them to remember her start writing jokes, in case she is a famous comedienne someday.
"Why did two castles talk to each other? So they can tickle each other!!!" Followed by hysterical laughter. I said, how do they tickle each other? She said, "Well, they have special arms." Duh!
"Why do planes land in trees? Because they talk!" Bwahh ahhh ahhh ahh!
Matt told Claire a real joke - Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9! Claire said, "Dad, that's not funny, it's not a joke. That's just numbers!"
1 comment:
Wait til miles does this... boys seem to think every 'joke' is funniest with 'poop', 'pee' or 'balls' added in somewhere.
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