Kid Quotes

The other day I was putting Penelope down for a nap and she really didn't want to go. I persisted, and she said, "OK, OK Mom... grumble, grumble, grumble." Only she actually said the word "grumble."

Penelope was holding Henry and he passed an impressive amount of gas. She said, "Why did Mr. Henry toot on me?!"

A woman in our church congregation doesn't speak very much English and she often speaks from the pulpit in Spanish. She sang a song in church today in Spanish and Penelope leaned over to Matt and said, "I don't think that's the right words..."

Miles was talking about ghosts and other scary monsters in the back of the car the other day and he said, "This is how you get ready to be a zombie. Wake up. You DON'T brush your teeth. Put on your zombie clothes, scare the whole town and don't make friends." Yep, that about sums up The Walking Dead.

Claire said, "Dad, I know you are a boy because you are bald." Then Miles chimes in with, "I know the secret of why you're a boy.... (oh great, we thought...). You have bushy eyebrows, long eyelashes and you're hairy. Like on your chest." The secret is out!